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March 05th, 2008 - Filed under Internet Marketing & SEO by Cristian Mezei
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Yesterday I confronted myself with a very weird situation. Dudes broke my car’s windows.

I had a lot of cars and I’ve been driving for a long time, but is the first time I’ve had this happen to me. I live in a select neighborhood and stuff, in downtown Bucharest.

The funny thing out of all this is that this thief must have been one of those dental freaks. He must care a lot about his teeth and didn’t had any money to buy some gums because all he stole were my Orbit chewing gums.

That’s right. He broke my windows, scratched my upholstery, damaged the car, and stole only my Orbits. He could’ve taken at least my GPS window holder. How funny is that ?

Moreover, the police came, told me to go with them at the station to take fingerprints. What’s weird about this is that at the station, the investigators (two 20 years old chicks), took fingerprints without any protection gloves on. That’s right, bear handed.

I’m a fan of CSI. Even I know that you can not contaminate a scene that way. After they took fingerprints (they did NOT took my fingerprints, so they could exclude them), they told me that all taken fingerprints were partial.

Now, there were about 10 different surfaces down there, including high gloss papers (you could not want a better surface for fingerprinting), so how the heck couldn’t they extract at least a full thumb fingerprint from over 15 objects which were tempered with in the car. This was not a professional job anyway, so I doubt that the guy had gloves.

After this happened (I saw it at 9 AM), I spent the whole day looking for replacement windows and other parts, because Toyota told me that the minimum time required to bring the parts was 2 weeks. I fixed my car until the evening. Screw insurance, screw the thief, life goes on.

PS: My first personal post on my blog, ever, because I’m pretty pissed.

 
October 12th, 2007 - Filed under Internet Marketing & SEO, Funny stuff, E-mails by Cristian Mezei
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I receive an email today in my inbox.

I laughed my ass of. Who sends these kind of e-mails ?

Mr. Christian, you the guru, the fish, the snake of SEM, you the greatest bear of them all.

Could you, Oh COULD you great Zen master of SEM, give me a link from your blog ?

 
February 05th, 2007 - Filed under Funny stuff by Cristian Mezei
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Last time I wrote about an editor who made a truly awesome anti-MAC video. The videos below are made to counter the Mac vs. PC videos of Apple Inc.

Continue reading Mac vs. PC: The revenge of the PC

 
November 11th, 2006 - Filed under Funny stuff by Cristian Mezei
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Ice Age ScratI am a true fan of The Ice Age and the latest of the Ice Age series, Ice Age 2: The Meltdown. I can hardly wait for the Ice Age 3 movie, which seems to be real close. If you want to find out more about read The Ice Age Movie description at IMDB.

The voice of Scrat, my all time favourite Ice Age 1 and 2 character is Chris Wedge (also known as Christian Wedge), who also starred in Robots, another of my favourite movie animations.

I had the time of my life. Unbelievable. Much more enjoyable then singing the Blink 182 lyrics. Annnnnnd, here are the awesome Scrat flash games, from Ice Age 2: Scrat Jump, Rising Water, 5 Acorns and Ptero Glide.

Continue reading Ice age 3 - Scratty discovers time machine + Game

 

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